if you're still in crypto in 2026 you're already retarded with it. might as well farm Tard Points on RetardSwap before the $RETARD drop. trade & earn.
trade across 20+ networks including Ethereum, Unichain, and Base. a flat 0.25% Retard Fee per swap, no babysitting.
the one $RETARD ever. swap to stack Tard Points for the drop. no VCs, no roadmap, pure retardmaxxing.
We know it's a casino. We lean in. The most retarded DEX in crypto, said with a straight face.
no VC capital. no KOL bags. no adult supervision. just us.
They wouldn't be retarded enough to back this. You might be.
questions a retard might ask before aping.
RetardSwap is a satirical meme DEX built on the Uniswap Protocol. Every swap pays a flat 0.25% Retard Fee that funds buybacks, a USDC referral downline, and Tard Points across Retarded Seasons. The brand is self-deprecating crypto humor: you're retarded if you use it.
Exactly one. Total supply is 1.0 token (18 decimals), hard-capped with no mint function. Because supply equals one, market cap equals price — so "$RETARD to $1" means a $1 market cap, the only coin where $1 is the bear case.
No. RetardSwap is built on the open-source Uniswap Protocol and routes swaps through Uniswap's Universal Router, but it is not affiliated with or endorsed by Uniswap Labs.
No date — no roadmap, no promises (that's the whole brand). Until then you earn it through the Retarded Seasons: swap to stack Tard Points, then a one-time airdrop. It's not tradeable yet, so anyone selling a "$RETARD" token right now is a scam.
A 3-tier downline pays 30% / 3% / 2% of referred swap fees in real USDC, funded by the fee with no token emissions. Your referral link is your wallet address. Refer & earn →