the $RETARD litepaper

two minutes. one token. zero shame. v1 — 2026.

Abstract. We were going to leave this blank — a blank whitepaper tells you more than most whitepapers do. Anyway, the short version: a meme DEX (built on the Uniswap Protocol) with exactly one token, a flat 0.25% fee, and that fee wired into buybacks + a referral downline + Retarded Seasons. That's the whole protocol. You're retarded if you use it. That's the whole pitch.

1. Supply: there is only one

Total supply is hard-capped at 1.000000000000000000 $RETARD

One token. 18 decimals. Minted once, in the constructor — there is no mint function, the 1 can never become 2. You will only ever own a fraction of the retard. Market cap literally equals price, because there's one of them. ("$RETARD to $1" = a $1 market cap. the only coin where $1 is the bear case.)

2. The Retard Fee

Every swap pays a flat 0.25%. No token transfer tax, no hidden sells, no "dynamic" nonsense — the token contract is clean and tax-free. The fee is taken by the router. That fee is the entire business model and the engine for everything below.

3. Tokenomics

Bucket	%	Held
Team & treasury	90%	15% liquid · 75% vested 12mo (on-chain)
Community / farming / airdrop	10%	seasons + airdrop

Yes, the team holds 90%. It's right here in the litepaper. We're not pretending to be your friend. cope.

4. Buybacks (the value engine)

Fee revenue is split — roughly 40% buyback / 35% referral downline / 25% treasury. The buyback uses fees to buy $RETARD off the market (buy pressure that scales with volume); a slice of what's bought is distributed to Tard-Points farmers each week, a slice is burned (the 1 only shrinks). Real yield, no emissions.

5. Retarded Seasons

Swap → earn Tard Points (fee-weighted; wash trading is welcome, you're just paying the fee). Points = your share of the weekly buyback — real $RETARD, paid weekly, not a vague far-off airdrop. Multipliers for loyalty (only swap here), referees, and early birds. After Season 3, a bonus Merkle airdrop ("The Great Retardening").

6. The downline

Refer people, earn a cut of their fee — 30% tier-1, 3% tier-2, 2% tier-3 — paid in real USDC, forever, funded by the fee (no emissions). Your link is your address: retardswap.xyz/?ref=<you>. Trustless, on-chain registry. Standard fee-share affiliate — paid on activity, not recruitment.

7. Not backed by

No VCs. No KOLs. No presale. No roadmap. No "partnerships." They wouldn't be retarded enough to back this. You might be.

Risks & disclaimer. RetardSwap is forked + AI-assisted, unaudited, and run by people who should not have wallets. Using it is itself a retard move — that's the point. Buybacks are buy pressure, not a price floor or a promise; nothing here is a price prediction or financial advice. Multi-tier referrals + token rewards may carry regulatory implications depending on your jurisdiction. Your keys + your funds + your problem. DYOR or don't.

"Retard" here is self-deprecating crypto-degen meme culture in the lineage of "apes" and "degens" — not a slight against people with disabilities. The joke is on crypto, and on us. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs. retardswap.xyz