# RetardSwap ($RETARD)

> RetardSwap is a satirical meme DEX built on the Uniswap Protocol. The entire brand is self-deprecating crypto-degen humor — "the most retarded DEX in crypto. you're retarded if you use it." You swap tokens across 20+ chains; every swap pays a flat 0.25% "Retard Fee" that powers Tard Points, a USDC referral downline, and on-chain buybacks. There is exactly ONE $RETARD token (hard-capped at 1.0, 18 decimals), so "$RETARD to $1" literally means a $1 market cap — the only coin where $1 is the bear case. Not backed by any VC or KOL. Unaudited. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs. Not financial advice.

## Key facts
- **Token:** exactly ONE $RETARD ever (total supply 1.0, 18 decimals, no mint function, burnable, no owner). Because supply = 1, market cap = price ("$RETARD to $1" = a $1 market cap).
- **Fee:** a flat 0.25% "Retard Fee" per swap, taken via Uniswap's Universal Router built-in fee (PAY_PORTION); the recipient is RetardSwap. Fully disclosed in the swap UI.
- **Backend:** built on the Uniswap Protocol (v3/v4) via the Universal Router. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs.
- **Retarded Seasons:** earn Tard Points now → a one-time airdrop ("The Great Retardening") → and eventually a live, tradeable $RETARD + swap-to-earn. **No launch date is announced** (no roadmap, no promises — that's the brand). It is not tradeable yet; anyone selling "$RETARD" now is a scam.
- **Referral downline:** 30% / 3% / 2% across three tiers, paid in real USDC (real yield, funded by the fee, no token emissions). Your referral link is your wallet address.
- **Tokenomics:** 90% team & treasury (15% liquid, 75% vested 12 months on-chain) / 10% community (farming + airdrop).
- **Positioning:** not backed by any VC or KOL; no presale; no roadmap; unaudited; vibe-coded. The official disclaimer is literally "you're retarded if you use it." "Retard" here is meme culture (lineage of "ape"/"degen"), not a slur — the joke is on crypto and on the team.

## Pages
- [Swap app](https://app.retardswap.xyz): the DEX interface (client-rendered; use this file or the docs for readable content).
- [Docs](https://retardswap.xyz/docs.html): full plain-language documentation.
- [Litepaper](https://retardswap.xyz/litepaper.html): the litepaper.
- [Refer & Earn](https://retardswap.xyz/ref.html): the 30/3/2 USDC referral downline.
- [Leaderboard](https://retardswap.xyz/leaderboard.html): the Tard Points leaderboard.

## Optional
- [llms-full.txt](https://retardswap.xyz/llms-full.txt): the complete project description in a single document.

## Disclaimers
Not financial advice. No price predictions or promises of gains. RetardSwap is unaudited and not affiliated with Uniswap Labs. Using it is itself the joke.