RetardSwap docs
The most retarded DEX in crypto. One token, a flat 0.25% fee, and a machine that turns fees into rewards. Here's everything, plainly.
status: points era live · $RETARD token: TBA
What is RetardSwap
RetardSwap is a meme DEX. You swap tokens like any DEX; every swap pays a flat 0.25% Retard Fee. That fee is the engine: it funds on-chain buybacks, a referral downline paid in real USDC, and Retarded Seasons where swapping earns you a share of it all. There's exactly one house token, $RETARD. No VCs, no presale, no roadmap. Self-aware on purpose.
Under the hood (powered by Uniswap)
RetardSwap is a fork of the open-source Uniswap interface. Swaps route through the Uniswap Protocol (v3 / v4) via Uniswap's Universal Router — same liquidity, same audited contracts. The 0.25% Retard Fee is not custom contract code: it uses the Universal Router's built-in fee feature (the same PAY_PORTION mechanism Uniswap's own app uses for its 0.25% fee), with the fee recipient set to RetardSwap. Quotes are computed client-side straight from on-chain pools. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs.
How to use it
- Swap: open app.retardswap.xyz, connect a wallet, pick tokens, swap. The 0.25% fee shows on the review screen as the "Retard Fee."
- Earn points: every swap automatically stacks Tard Points (computed from the fee on-chain — nothing to claim or sign).
- Refer: grab your link at retardswap.xyz/ref (it's your wallet address) and earn a cut of your downline's fees.
- Track: watch the leaderboard.
$RETARD — the token
| Property | Value |
|---|---|
| Name / Symbol | Retard / $RETARD |
| Decimals | 18 |
| Total supply | 1.000000000000000000 — one token, forever |
| Hard cap | Yes — minted once, no mint function |
| Transfer tax | 0% (the 0.25% is a swap fee, not a token tax) |
| Owner / admin | None · Burnable: yes |
| Launches | TBA — no date, no roadmap. Not tradeable yet; you earn it via the seasons. |
There is only one $RETARD. You can only ever own a fraction of it. Because supply is exactly 1, market cap = price — "$RETARD to $1" is a $1 market cap, the only coin where $1 is the bear case.
The Retard Fee
A flat 0.25% per swap. No hidden sells, no "dynamic" nonsense. It's split (target): 40% buyback / 35% referral downline / 25% treasury. Pre-token, the buyback slice accrues until $RETARD launches.
Tokenomics
| Bucket | % | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Team & treasury | 90% | 15% liquid · 75% vested 12 months (on-chain, provable) |
| Community / farming / airdrop | 10% | seasons + the airdrop |
Yes, the team holds 90%. It's right here in the docs. We're not pretending to be your friend. The vesting is on-chain so you can verify it.
Buybacks
Once the token is live, ~40% of fees buy $RETARD on the open market — buy pressure that scales with volume. A slice of what's bought is distributed weekly to Tard-Points farmers (real yield, no emissions); a slice is burned (the 1 only shrinks). Buybacks are buy pressure, not a price guarantee.
Retarded Seasons
| Phase | What happens |
|---|---|
| Seasons 1–3 — Points Era | every swap earns Tard Points. No token yet. |
| The Great Retardening (after S3) | cash points in for a one-time $RETARD airdrop |
| Live Era (TBA) | $RETARD goes live; swap-to-earn + weekly buyback rewards |
Seasons are 2 weeks. We're in the Points Era now — start stacking.
Tard Points
Earned per swap, weighted by the fee you pay: 1 point per $1 of volume, times multipliers:
- Loyalty ×1.5 — wallets that only swap on RetardSwap
- Referee +10% — joined via a referral link
- Early-bird — bigger multiplier the earlier the season
Wash trading is allowed. Every swap pays the fee, so farming = revenue; points are fee-weighted and the reward pool is fixed, so washing can't drain anything. Wash responsibly.
Referral / downline
Refer people, earn a cut of their fees — paid in real USDC, funded by the fee (no emissions):
| Level | You earn |
|---|---|
| Tier 1 (your referrals) | 30% of their fee |
| Tier 2 (their referrals) | 3% |
| Tier 3 (next level) | 2% |
Your link is your wallet address: retardswap.xyz/?ref=<you>. Referees also get +10% Tard Points. Standard fee-share affiliate — paid on activity, not recruitment. Get your link at retardswap.xyz/ref.
FAQ
Is the token live? Can I buy $RETARD now?
Not yet — and we're not announcing a date (no roadmap). Right now you earn it by swapping (Tard Points → airdrop). It's not tradeable yet, so anyone selling a "$RETARD" token right now is a scam — it's not us.
Is this safe / audited?
It's unaudited and vibe-coded. Using it is itself a retard move — that's the brand. Don't put in more than you're willing to lose. The token contract (when live) is tax-free with no mint and no owner.
The team holds 90%?
Yes, and it's on the homepage and in these docs. 75% is vested 12 months on-chain. Cope.
Why is wash trading allowed?
Because every swap pays the fee. Farming points by washing just routes revenue to the treasury + your downline. The reward pools are fixed, so it can't be drained.
What does the fee pay for?
Buybacks (40%), the referral downline (35%), and treasury/ops (25%).
Not backed by
No a16z. No Paradigm. No Sequoia. No KOLs. No presale. They wouldn't be retarded enough to back this. You might be.
Links
- App — app.retardswap.xyz
- Home — retardswap.xyz
- Litepaper — retardswap.xyz/litepaper.html
- Leaderboard — retardswap.xyz/leaderboard.html
- Refer & earn — retardswap.xyz/ref.html
- X / Telegram / Discord — soon
Risks & disclaimer
RetardSwap is forked + AI-assisted, unaudited, and run by people who should not have wallets. Using it is a retard move by design. Nothing here is a price prediction or financial advice; buybacks are buy pressure, not a floor or promise. Multi-tier referrals + token rewards may carry regulatory implications depending on your jurisdiction. Your keys + your funds + your problem. DYOR or don't.
"Retard" here is self-deprecating crypto-degen meme culture in the lineage of "apes" and "degens" — not a slight against people with disabilities. The joke is on crypto, and on us. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs.